Whereabouts.

I spend my days practicing to be a housewife, which entails vacuuming, laundry, grocery shopping, meal preparing, playing with the kitties, diddling around on the internets and watching Kathy Griffin on Bravo. Sometimes, I help my sister with her new baby but she’s spending all of August on the Cape (lucky youknowhat).

I also have homework to do for the AP Institute at Manhattan College, which begins on Monday. I’m almost finished.

My birthday was on the 22nd. I didn’t do much, just dinner at Jake’s Steakhouse with my ginormous family (and they weren’t even all in attendance!) and two friends. On August 5th, I’m having a big joint birthday picnic in Van Cortlandt Park (Vannie) with my maid of honor’s little sister. Let me know if you want to join us but you have to bring me a birthday present.

I went to the beach in Dirty Jerz with some nurse friends of mine. I got sunburned on my back and I still can’t get my legs to be as dark as my arms. Crap.

Currently, I am on Cape Cod. We left super early on Friday morning and made it to Eastham in record time with no traffic (that was a first for me!).

Kelly’s Homecoming

Update:
Well, folks…it appears that we are in for another bout of rain
tomorrow which would make a picnic not so fun! In the event that it
does rain, Julie and I have picked a rain location.

The Emerald Inn
205 Columbus Avenue, btw 69th and 70th.

If you get there by 7, you can watch Jeopardy!

Closest train: 1 train to 66th street.

Same time! 6pm! (Even if the rain stops before 6, we can assume the
park will be wet and whatnot…)

See you tomorrow, rain or shine!!!

Kelly’s sojourn in Turkey has come to an end. Currently, she is galivanting around Europe with her boyfriend, then she returns stateside. Julie and I have planned a homecoming picnic for her, which Kelly may or may not know about! We hope you can make it!


Friday, July 13 at 6pm
Central Park, on the Great Lawn, near the Delacorte Theatre
Please bring a dish or snack to share!

Organics. Good for you. Good for me.

I try to stay away from personal stuff on this blog but a new Farm Bill is up for vote soon and I want to get the word out about organics. I don’t know how much you know about organic food but I’ve made a move towards buying organic food as much as possible even though it can get expensive. I’m willing to pay more for food that doesn’t harbor nasty chemicals, that doesn’t warp the body’s natural development, that doesn’t screw with my hormones. I know that when I have kids, they will only be eating organic food. I don’t want my kids hitting puberty early, developing at age 11 or 12 like so many of the kids I teach. There really is a tremendous difference in the way kids look now and the way kids looked even as little as 20 years ago. Have you ever seen a teenager and remarked to yourself, “wow…I didn’t have hips like that when I was 13,” or “wow…I didn’t have muscles like that when I was 12?” It’s because all the chemicals in meat, dairy and produce cause kids to develop earlier and quicker. It’s scary!
In any case, the new Farm Bill has a provision that will make it easier for small organic farms to survive and get their products on the market. On the left is a link to a petition to “Grow Organic,” meaning just organic food itself but to help the organic food industry get a larger share of the market.

The Teacher Research Blog

My friend Tim has been involved with NYSEC and the Standing Committee on Teacher Inquiry for a while now. The NYSEC conference this year coincides with the NCTE convention being held in New York City in November. Check out NYSEC’s blog, The Teacher Research Blog.

Link: The Teacher Research Blog.

Kelly’s Homecoming

Kelly’s sojourn in Turkey has come to an end. Currently, she is galivanting around Europe with her boyfriend, then she returns stateside. Julie and I have planned a homecoming picnic for her, which Kelly may or may not know about! We hope you can make it!


Friday, July 13 at 6pm
Central Park, on the Great Lawn, near the Delacorte Theatre
Please bring a dish or snack to share!

The Simpsons Do Hamlet

Comprehension in the Content Areas, Part 2

I finished reading Tovani’s book tonight and I have many pages tabbed for future reference. First, let me say that I was surprised by the last chapter. She closes the book by describing a typical day in her classroom. I was just under the impression that she taught at a “good school.” Don’t ask me why. But in the last chapter, she describes a “urination incident,” a student who has been kicked out of her third foster home and so on. Why is this important, you may ask? It matters to me that she uses her strategies and techniques in a school that is more like mine than some rich, suburban school. She deals with the same distractions, the same constraints on time, the same disciplinary issues. In many ways, it makes her work more valid and relevant, for me, anyway. (It still bugs me though, that she has time to travel all over the place, visiting schools…how does she do that? She is obviously not a regular classroom teacher but she still teaches special reading workshop classes and stuff…)

I think new and veteran teachers alike will find the appendix useful, which contains the various forms that Tovani uses to help her kids practice and use strategies. All in all, it was a great book to read as I think about planning for 9th grade, and 9th grade Ramp-Up. I highly recommend adding it to your professional library.

101 (Books) in 1001 Days


101 (books) in 1001

Start: January 1, 2007

End: August 1, 2010


  1. Ulysses by James Joyce
  2. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
  3. The Sound and The Fury by William Faulkner
  4. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
  5. Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler
  6. Sons and Lovers by D.H. Lawrence
  7. The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
  8. Under the Volcano by Malcolm Lowry
  9. The Way of All Flesh by Samuel Butler
  10. 1984 by George Orwell
  11. I, Claudius by Robert Graves
  12. To The Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf
  13. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
  14. The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
  15. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
  16. Henderson the Rain King by Saul Bellow
  17. The Adventures of Augie March by Saul Bellow
  18. All The Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy
  19. Appointment in Samarra by John O’Hara
  20. U.S.A. (Trilogy) by John Dos Passos
  21. Winesburg, Ohio by Sherwood Anderson
  22. The Wings of the Dove by Henry James
  23. The Ambassadors by Henry James
  24. Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  25. The Studs Longian Trilogy by James T. Farrell
  26. The Good Soldier by Ford Madox Ford
  27. The Golden Bowl by Henry James
  28. Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser
  29. A Handful of Dust by Evelyn Waugh
  30. All The King’s Men by Robert Penn Warren
  31. The Bridge of San Luis Rey by Thornton Wilder
  32. Howards End by E.M. Forster
  33. The Heart of the Matter by Graham Greene
  34. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
  35. Deliverance by James Dickey
  36. A Dance to the Music of Time by Anthony Powell
  37. Point Counter Point by Aldous Huxley
  38. The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad
  39. Nostromo by Joseph Conrad
  40. The Rainbow by D.H. Lawrence
  41. Women in Love by D.H. Lawrence
  42. Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller
  43. The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer
  44. Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth
  45. Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabakov
  46. Light in August by William Faulkner
  47. The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett
  48. Parade’s End by Ford Madox Ford
  49. Zuleika Dobson by Max Beerbohm
  50. The Moviegoer by Walker Percy
  51. Death Comes for the Archbishop by Willa Cather
  52. From Here to Eternity by James Jones
  53. The Wapshot Chronicles by John Cheever
  54. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
  55. A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
  56. Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham
  57. Main Street by Sinclair Lewis
  58. The House of Mirth by Edith Wharton
  59. The Alexandria Quartet by Lawrence Durell
  60. A High Wind in Jamaica by Richard Hughes
  61. A House for Mr. Biswas by V.S. Naipaul
  62. The Day of the Locust by Nathanael West
  63. A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
  64. Scoop by Evelyn Waugh
  65. The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark
  66. Finnegan’s Wake by Hames Joyce
  67. Kim by Rudyard Kipling
  68. A Room with a View by E.M. Forster
  69. Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh
  70. Angle of Repose by Wallace Stegner
  71. A Bend in the River by V.S. Naipaul
  72. The Death of the Heart by Elizabeth Bowen
  73. Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad
  74. The Old Wives’ Tale by Arnold Bennett
  75. Loving by Henry Green
  76. Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie
  77. Tobacco Road by Erskine Caldwell
  78. Ironweed by William Kennedy
  79. The Magus by John Fowles
  80. Under the Net by Iris Murdoch
  81. The Sheltering Sky by Paul Bowles
  82. The Postman Always Rings Twice by James M. Cain
  83. The Ginger Man by J.P. Donleavy
  84. The Magnificent Ambersons by Booth Tarkington
  85. The Stranger by Albert Camus
  86. Middlemarch by George Eliot
  87. Absalom, Absalom by William Faulkner
  88. 100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  89. The Tin Drum by Gunter Grass
  90. The Man without Qualities by Robert Musil
  91. Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
  92. A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
  93. The Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
  94. Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy
  95. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig
  96. Farenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
  97. Mules and Men by Zora Neale Hurtson
  98. Red Azalea by Anchee Min
  99. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
  100. Play It as It Lays by Joan Didion
  101. Remembering Babylon by David Malouf