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Hello, Sunday! Thankfully, the dread stomach virus is a thing of the past, for everyone in my house, anyway. (I know a wee 5 year old boy that was unfortunately struck down by the virus, at his own birthday party, no less but hopefully, he’ll make a fast recovery. Also, not my fault… I hadn’t seen the kid in months!) We saw one grandma yesterday and another today, lucky Alice.
Alice woke us up at the not-so-gentle hour of 4:30am, went back to sleep and summoned us again at a more reasonable 7 am. We lolled around in bed for awhile, then I got the bright idea that I wanted to send my mother home with an irish soda bread. I left my husband to enjoy a few more precious moments of sleep, and brought Alice into the kitchen. Sitting in her acvitity center, gnawing on a teething biscuit, she was happy as a clam while I dug around on my slow XO internet connection for the Martha Stewart recipe for irish soda bread, which she made on her show last week. There were different recipes and I chose the one for which I had all the ingredients on hand. I put the coffee up and pre-heated the oven, which still contained the pan of water I put it there last night while re-heating a chicken for dinner. I figured a little extra moisture couldn’t hurt!
I whipped up all the ingredients, according to the recipe and found myself with a very sticky dough. Mmh… was this right? I couldn’t remember. I didn’t recal Martha wrestling with a sticky dough on the show. I tried to form it into a round, domed loaf as instructed but found it too sticky. I settled for just round, sacrificing the dome. I popped that baby into the oven, and poured myself a cup of coffee, ready to watch the first Lost episode of Season 5, which my husband had tracked down… a closed captioned version, no less (My hero!).
Meanwhile, the house slowly filled with the warm smell of soda bread. The timer went off the same time the doorbell rang! Uncanny timing, my mother and sister have. Of course, my sister wanted to dig right in but I implored her to let the bread cool. I was disappointed when I took it out of the oven but I had hopes that it would taste good, at least. I didn’t think it looked attractive, and it felt a little heavy. Was irish soda bread supposed to be like this? We couldn’t help but grab a piece of it before leaving the house for brunch at our local irish pub. I put some delicious Kerrygold butter on it, bought especially for the occasion.
While the bread was tasty, in and of itself, I was disappointed by its flavor and texture. For one, the recipe called for 2 teaspoons of caraway seed. In the comments for the recipe online, one commenter had suggested leaving out the carraway seed, finding that it imparted too much of a rye bread taste to it. I agree with this assessment–next time, the carraway seeds will be omitted. I found the texture to be too crumbly. It fell apart when I tried to spread the butter on it. This was a definite FAIL.

Irish Soda Bread FAIL
While we were at brunch, I told the waitress about my baking experiment that morning. She seemed skeptical about the carraway seed and agreed that next time I should leave it out, referring me to the pub’s chef. According to the chef, I would get the best results if I used Odlums Flour, an national brand in Ireland and used the Odlums recipe, which calls for “cream flour.” The chef also suggested mixing regular flour and whole wheat flour. I didn’t know if I wanted to seek out such a specialty flour, so I did a little research to find out exactly what makes Odlums flour so special. As far as I can tell, what is known as cream flour in Ireland is similar to what we would call cake flour. A search of my (two) baking science texts didn’t turn up any information. I’d like to attempt another loaf, for my husband to bring to work on Tuesday, which is not enough time for me to hunt down Odlums. I’m going to try mixing flours, and adapting another Martha Stewart recipe, which calls for wheat bran. Here’s hoping the second round works, because I’m DYING to have something on to which to spread that yummy Kerrygold butter!
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